By Leesa Harker
Leesa Harker's great Liverpool-based parody of fifty colors tells of the adventures of White Lightning-swigging Maggie Muff, who meets Mr monstrous on the Dole Tall, darkish and shaggable he should be, yet his pursuits are faraway from traditional, and whilst he introduces Maggie to the purple Room of ache she realises that she could have bitten off greater than she will chew.If you are looking for books like 50 colors of gray, yet wish whatever funnier, filthier and set within the center of Liverpool, this is often the correct ebook for you. the muse for the sell-out play, starring Dannielle Malone.
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Additional info for 51 Shades of Maggie, Liverpool Style. A Liverpool parody of Fifty Shades of Grey
An I thought to myself, pervy bitch! ’ He said, ‘Oh no, Mrs Robinson wouldn’t do that. Not her style. ’ Then I was just picturing him and the old slag when he said, ‘We’re just good friends now. I meet her for lunch sometimes. ’ An I said, ‘Some cougar whipped your ass when you were a kid? Can you not see that’s seriously fucked up? I’m away. ’ An I got dressed an he was annoyed at me. ’ So I grabbed my clothes an ran out to the hallway. Then later on, I was lyin on my bed thinkin about her bitch-slappin him – an I was mad with jealousy!
Mr Big senior asks me about my ‘parents’ an I tell him that my mum’s on the sick now with her nerves, but that she used to be a dinner lady. Then he asked me what my dad does for a livin an I said to him, ‘He died when I was a baby’ Well, I wasn’t about to say I hadn’t a Scooby Doo who my dad was to those people. Then I cursed my mum for making me make up shit about my dad. I could see Mr Big squirmin a bit when I was gettin the Spanish Inquisition from his mum an dad an I realised how different we actually are.
But Mr Big must have seen how shocked I was an told me not to worry; we would have a safe word an if I ever said it, then he would stop. So I thought about it for a minute an I said to myself, well, you have to try everythin once. ’, he would stop. So I agreed But then he told me that he needed me to sign a contract. ’ I was scared in case he would hand me into the Dole, sayin if I was fit for ridin I was fit for work. But he said it was part of the deal. An then I looked at his arse in those chinos again an said yes.
51 Shades of Maggie, Liverpool Style. A Liverpool parody of Fifty Shades of Grey by Leesa Harker